Monday, November 2, 2009
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NEPALESE BIKER WHEN
Posted on 10:35 PM by Nir@Z
- You carry a picture of your bike in your mobile.
- Everytime you see a superbike you pose for a photo alongside, especially when you are abroad.
- Your idea of jewellery is chains and barbwire.
- You have swallowed different types of insects and taken in tons of dust while riding.
- Your facebook profile has at least one picture of you on your bike.
- You hate bus and micro buses along with their drivers.
- You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
- Any day you ride is a risky day, but still the ride holds good for you.
- Your kids learn to ride on the tank of your bike before they can even walk.
- You never feel the need of a car since you can ride your family in your bike itself.
- You only go through the pictures and ignore the articles in motorcycle magazines.
- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
- Your dream bike is worth more than your father's car.
- The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness after an accident is, 'How's my bike ?'
- You always promise to afford a superbike for your future son.
- You actually take the longer way home, so that your bike commute will be longer.
- You dream of winning a lottery, and the first thing you think of is, 'Which superbike can that money buy?"
- Someone in a car asks for directions and you accidentally give them the short-cut route that includes motor vehicle
barriers.
- You always wish that your father owned a superbike.
- You pull up hard on the steering wheel in your car trying to jump over a pot-hole.
- You think girls are turned on if you ride around in a bike.
- Most of your pants are stained with chain lube.
- Saturday is set aside for riding instead of watching sports on tv.
- At least one item on your new bike is not stock.
- When your income or pocket money comes in you start thinking about buying bike parts and accessories.
- Your bike/helmet/gloves/leathers/patches/goggles were not all bought on the same day.
- You have heard the name Valentino Rossi at least once.
- You have at least one custom part on your bike that you made yourself.
- You spend more time riding your bike than polishing it.
- It starts to rain while you are riding your bike and all you worry about is getting your bike dirty.
- You have a good time riding your bike even if nobody sees you.
- You and your biker friends usually hang out at the same place.
- You hate the traffic police and their system.
- You are thrilled by motorcycle stunts.
- You have gone for a ride till Malekhu at least once on your bike.
- You speed up when somebody from behind overtakes you.
- You think riding without helmets makes you look cool.
- Modification to you means placement of wider rear tyres and sporty handles and raising of rear suspension.
- You have taken a ride in a Bajaj Pulsar at least once.
- The only thing you like about the Traffic Police is their 600cc bike.
- You know Basantapur is the best place for bikers to hang out.
- You know the location of every pot-hole along your way home.
- You get hit by a vehicle, slide ten metres ahead and still manage to ride the bike home with a fractured hip.
- You've been too drunk to stand still but never too drunk to ride your bike home....
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well!!!!most of them r true!!!!except i dont leave home satd to ride bike leaving sport channel!!!!
ReplyDeletebullshit..................रण्डो माचिक्नी जे पायो त्येई लेक्छ्स..... - Everytime you see a superbike you pose for a photo alongside, especially when you are abroad. रे...- You have at least one custom part on your bike that you made yourself. रे... - Your bike/helmet/gloves/leathers/patches/goggles were not all bought on the same day.रे... - You have taken a ride in a Bajaj Pulsar at least once. पल्सर चाइ तेरो सुपर बाईक होला हैन??..... तँ मुजी धोति हो कि के हो???
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